Custom 2025 Yearly Astrology Report
Happy New Year! I’m calling 2025 “The Year of the Divine Mentor” for a number of reasons that I share in this eBook, but when I tell you that the year ahead features some of the biggest planetary changes that I’ve ever seen in my 14+ years as an astrologer?! It’s HUGE!
You, and the world, will benefit from having aligned mentors/coaches/trainers/therapists/etc.
Planetary wise, outer planets Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto will ALL be in new signs at some point this year which is Astrologically INSANE!
These outer planets set the tones for generations and are responsible for the decades-long trends in the zeitgeist.
These planetary shifts also influence YOUR birth chart and YOUR life in very unique ways.
This year’s custom eBook is tailor-made for you using your birth chart and the astrology of the year ahead giving you the most comprehensive overview of what’s happening in your world this year:
1) your growth opportunities and when to pounce on them
2) the challenges you may face and how to overcome them
3) your “Hot Dates” for Love, Luck, Money, and More
4) the VIP stories that are ending and beginning for you this year plus the lesson the universe is trying to teach you with these stories
5) how and when to use the moon phases as your secret weapon to sure-fire success
6) the powerful clarity that’s available to you during each of the 12 zodiac seasons
So that I can deliver a high quality eBook, please allow up to 1 week to deliver your 2025 Custom Yearly eBook. If additional time is needed, I will email you directly.
Payment plans available via Klarna, Affirm, and Apple Pay.
NEW: ADD ON MONTHLY OR QUARTERLY PRIVATE COACHING CALLS
One-hour Sessions. Billed Monthly or Quarterly.
Very limited spots. First come, first serve.
Custom 2025 Astrology Reports are only available until March 31st, 2025.
Happy New Year! I’m calling 2025 “The Year of the Divine Mentor” for a number of reasons that I share in this eBook, but when I tell you that the year ahead features some of the biggest planetary changes that I’ve ever seen in my 14+ years as an astrologer?! It’s HUGE!
You, and the world, will benefit from having aligned mentors/coaches/trainers/therapists/etc.
Planetary wise, outer planets Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto will ALL be in new signs at some point this year which is Astrologically INSANE!
These outer planets set the tones for generations and are responsible for the decades-long trends in the zeitgeist.
These planetary shifts also influence YOUR birth chart and YOUR life in very unique ways.
This year’s custom eBook is tailor-made for you using your birth chart and the astrology of the year ahead giving you the most comprehensive overview of what’s happening in your world this year:
1) your growth opportunities and when to pounce on them
2) the challenges you may face and how to overcome them
3) your “Hot Dates” for Love, Luck, Money, and More
4) the VIP stories that are ending and beginning for you this year plus the lesson the universe is trying to teach you with these stories
5) how and when to use the moon phases as your secret weapon to sure-fire success
6) the powerful clarity that’s available to you during each of the 12 zodiac seasons
So that I can deliver a high quality eBook, please allow up to 1 week to deliver your 2025 Custom Yearly eBook. If additional time is needed, I will email you directly.
Payment plans available via Klarna, Affirm, and Apple Pay.
NEW: ADD ON MONTHLY OR QUARTERLY PRIVATE COACHING CALLS
One-hour Sessions. Billed Monthly or Quarterly.
Very limited spots. First come, first serve.
Custom 2025 Astrology Reports are only available until March 31st, 2025.
Happy New Year! I’m calling 2025 “The Year of the Divine Mentor” for a number of reasons that I share in this eBook, but when I tell you that the year ahead features some of the biggest planetary changes that I’ve ever seen in my 14+ years as an astrologer?! It’s HUGE!
You, and the world, will benefit from having aligned mentors/coaches/trainers/therapists/etc.
Planetary wise, outer planets Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto will ALL be in new signs at some point this year which is Astrologically INSANE!
These outer planets set the tones for generations and are responsible for the decades-long trends in the zeitgeist.
These planetary shifts also influence YOUR birth chart and YOUR life in very unique ways.
This year’s custom eBook is tailor-made for you using your birth chart and the astrology of the year ahead giving you the most comprehensive overview of what’s happening in your world this year:
1) your growth opportunities and when to pounce on them
2) the challenges you may face and how to overcome them
3) your “Hot Dates” for Love, Luck, Money, and More
4) the VIP stories that are ending and beginning for you this year plus the lesson the universe is trying to teach you with these stories
5) how and when to use the moon phases as your secret weapon to sure-fire success
6) the powerful clarity that’s available to you during each of the 12 zodiac seasons
So that I can deliver a high quality eBook, please allow up to 1 week to deliver your 2025 Custom Yearly eBook. If additional time is needed, I will email you directly.
Payment plans available via Klarna, Affirm, and Apple Pay.
NEW: ADD ON MONTHLY OR QUARTERLY PRIVATE COACHING CALLS
One-hour Sessions. Billed Monthly or Quarterly.
Very limited spots. First come, first serve.
Custom 2025 Astrology Reports are only available until March 31st, 2025.
Testimonials
“My yearly reading with Graham was just what I was looking for - insightful, full of knowledge, and FUN! If you’re looking for someone who can cut through all the complexity of astrology and give you beautiful direction and context, look no further!”
“You sir have completely outdone yourself with the yearly eBook!!! I just glanced through it and cannot wait to sit down and dig in. Thank you so much for all your hard work that you put into creating such a great tool for us to use to create our best life!”
“I couldn’t have asked for a better reader. Graham guided me through every step, making the experience incredibly personal. Receiving my yearly oracle reading over a month into the year allowed me to reflect on January’s cards with the hindsight of how the month had actually unfolded and the insight about purging old energy to usher in a new phase was spot on. But it was the subtle details throughout the entire experience that really took this to the next level...I could go on and on about how accurate this reading has been so far and how wondeful it was to work with Graham. Overally, this worth every penny. I will continue using Graham for future council and wholeheartedly recommend his services.”
“I just watched my yearly oracle card reading and I am dying. The universe does not mess around...MESSAGE RECEIVED. Thank you as always.”
“Wow, wow, wow! My oracle reading was everything I hoped it would be. The month that has already passed was accurate and now I am ready to face the year ahead but what really made this reading above and beyond was Graham himself. He was professional but made the experience feel special. I got the feeling he really cared and was excited to walk through my year with me. He was also proactive about communicating with me while I waited for my order to be ready. I cannot recommend him enough and will definitely be coming back for more Drunk Astrology!”
“I texted my wife as I was watching my yearly oracle reading and said, ‘I need you to know I am five minutes into my Oracle reading from Graham and the first thing he said was ‘oh you have lots to say, lots to communicate, you’re a really passionate person with that Sadge rising’ and then he told me that I was in my introspective era and I’ve never felt so seen by a complete stranger in my entire life.”