What the heck is Drunk Astrology?
Hey! My name is Graham Breitenstein, I’m the creator and founder of Drunk Astrology.
I know I know, you hear the name and you automatically think I’m slangin’ cocktails and reading birth charts. Please allow me to officially say that there’s way more to this brand than meets the eye and, as such, I’ll remind you of the idiom that’s defined a great portion of my life––never judge a book by its cover.
A little about me.
I’m a Virgo through and through, born Friday, September 13th in Louisville, Kentucky. In the summer of 2005, I left the South and moved to Los Angeles to pursue the “Hollywood life” of a professional dancer and actor. Since then, I’ve worked as a professional dancer, assistant choreographer, and movement coach for artists like Idina Menzel, Lady Gaga, Meghan Trainor, JoJo Siwa, Charlie Puth, Todrick Hall, and several others.
Little did I know that my flashy career “in the lights” would become the backdrop to a deeper calling!
While I was dancing on four world tours, carrying Lady Gaga during the Super Bowl Halftime Show (evidence below), and performing in a Las Vegas residency, I was simultaneously studying and praciticing astrology late at night in my tour bus bunk bed, hotel rooms across the globe, and in arena dressing rooms while getting glam’d up before a big show.
Watch my DANCE REEL
It’s my mission with Drunk Astrology to create fun environments where soul-centered people can understand themselves on a deeper level, align with their unique sense of purpose, live authentically, and grasp the cycles they’ve been through, are currently living, and might just go through again.
The past informs the present and what you do and think in the present shapes your future. So once you begin to understand the patterns and cycles you’ve lived through and which ones are presently repeating themselves?
BREAKTHROUGHS HAPPEN.
Astrology and other spiritual tools can get you to living a happy, fulfilling, joy-filled life. Wanna know how I know? That’s exactly what they did for me at a time where life seemed great (and FABULOUS) on the outside but, on the inside, I longed for something else, an alignment to a deeper purpose, something I could call my own that represented more of who I authentically am.
FROM THE SUPER BOWL TO SUPER ASTROLOGER
So I toured the world for over a decade––visiting Buddhist monasteries on Chinese mountaintops by day and performing on stage for 50,000 by night.
While on the road, I sort of, kind of, may have built a reputation for being the tipsy wildcard asking high profile party goers if they knew what their zodiac sign was, what time they were born, if they’d ever seen their natal birth chart, etc. To paint a fuller picture, Marc Jacobs may or may not have been one of those innocent party goers…whoopsies! (That specific conversation didn’t last long by the way)
At that time, it felt safe to have a couple drinks, build up the courage courage to ask celebrities and celebrity-adjacent folks if they were open to hearing what astrology said about them.
But, over time, that snarky, sneaky inner voice of mine crept back up and said, “ya know it’s totally cool that you performed on the Super Bowl Halftime Show for 17 million people and that you came back to 174 text messages afterwards, but umm…SIR…you need to do this other thing, too.”
DRUNK ASTROLOGY IS BORN.
After a while, it wasn’t enough to use astrology as a party trick and my inner voice/higher self, spirit team, and all of my closest friends made sure I was aware of that…over and over and over and OVER. The more outer success I exeperienced, the louder that inner voice got and the more rapidly my stomach butterflies fluttered.
So on July 23rd, 2018, I combined all of the people, places, and experiences I had with Astrology and spirituality around the globe and gave birth to Drunk Astrology—a vibrant Leo business devoted to wildly curious, open-minded people who are in search of more understanding, more vitality, and more FUN!
Since 2018, I’ve attracted clients from all walks of life––from Grammy Award winner Lizzo, to celebrity fitness trainers Shaun T and Elise Joan, to small business owners, stay-at-home moms, successful CEOs, mega lawyers for production studios, and countless others. The one thing that they all have in common, though? BIIG DREAMS. Just. Like. Me.
What’s it like working with Drunk Astrology?
“Graaaaham, I just wanted to reach out and say that you have been so refreshing this last week and I am grateful I randomly stumbled upon your podcast! Hearing you speak…you are my kind of energy!! It’s poking at my inner light saying, “bout damn time you found me again!” I cannot thank you enough for the inspiration you’ve given me already, and I am excited to join you and everyone else here on this journey!!”
— Heather M., A Daily Dose of Stars podcast subscriber
“I don’t even know where to start. The Raise Your Vibe Retreat was seriously what my soul needed. From the second we arrived, my cousin and I were welcomed with open arms. There was not even a minute that went by that it felt like we were with a bunch of strangers. Everyone clicked immediately and I really feel like we have found our tribe with this group. This was an experience that I will never forget and forever be grateful for. Graham (and Herman, too lol) was the most perfect host. I can’t wait until next time!!!”
— Kelly Tynes, Raise Your Vibe retreat attendee
“Within 24 hours of listening to your podcast, I had two separate opportunities to share a couple of your techniques with a close friend and then with my daughter. The result was transformational. There were tears and breakthroughs as we processed the emotions together. Absolutely amazing! Thank you so much.”
— Manifest BIIG with Drunk Astrology podcast listener
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